Walter Dishell, M.D. (the medical advisor for M*A*S*H) co-wrote this episode with Alan Alda. An impromptu poker game at the chopper pad is interrupted by George, a patien ...

Mike Farrell wrote this quirky post-Thanksgiving Day tale about salmonella and the turkey trots. Sam and Ella? Who are they? Rizzo asks. All that crazy Cajun wants for Ch ...

The 4077 is a mess. Major Disaster (Chuckles) returns from a drunken RandR hung over and looking like a disheveled Swamp Rat. (Gary Burghoff is still getting also starrin ...

Oksun Li is a teenaged girl who works in the 4077 doing laundry. Klinger sees her wearing flashy clothes, flirting with a GI in Rosie's; Klinger gets upset and offers to ...

It is dry and smelly and the food is all being served creamed...even the wienies. The North Koreans are blockading water trucks. Chuckles is suspiciously clean. Father Mu ...

Klinger is performing his new duties with all the efficiency of a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest, or so says Colonel Potter. Margaret calls Klinger Company Cluc ...

Radar is torn by both his personal news and the news he is going home. Everyone marvels over the Colonel's Wangensteen gizmo. As Klinger struggles, Radar sees how much th ...

Klinger is manic, but since he is neither fluorescent nor luminous, no one cares. The problem is the generator at 4077 exploded, the camp is at standstill and the auxilia ...

Klinger, you may be a boob, but you are no mongoose. Such is the gratitude Max can expect to receive for good deeds from the Stiff Upper Nose. Max scours, wheels, deals a ...

A congressional aide named Theodore Williamson, who works for a congressman named Lurie, arrives at the 4077 on what he claims is a fact finding mission. While there, he ...

Hawkeye is delighted not to be removing shrapnel or metal from Pvt. Paul Conway (Ed Begley, Jr.) who fell into a foxhole on top of one of his buddies. He is a klutz, alwa ...

The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean War. With little help from the circumstances, in which they find themselves, they are forced ...

BJ has a light bulb after a long session in OR while he, Col. Potter and Radar talk about jam recipes: a reunion for the 4077 families back home. An emergency bug-out dep ...

The Swamp Rats are so exhausted, BJ is obsessing over the quality of his kidney surgery and Hawkeye is climbing the furniture. Chuckles deserts Beethoven for Rosie's. Kli ...

August 9: Hawkeye changes wars; now, it is The War Between the States and the tired surgeon wants to secede from the Army. He goes to Rosie's for breakfast after 2 full d ...

BJ is appalled when his patient has entry wounds entering his body from 3 different directions. Col. Potter reminds him of Lt. Col. Lacy, 163rd Combat Infantry, the CO wi ...

The 4077's favorite undercover Section 8, Colonel Sam Flagg (Edward Winter) makes one of his counterintelligence visits. The episode starts with a game of bridge; Hawkeye ...

From the Post Op, it sounds like the 4077 is caught in a cross-fire of 105s (cannons). An idiot at I Corp refuses to move the fighting because the Signal Operating Instru ...

Margaret receives her final divorce decree after the latest Officers' Staff Meeting. The Colonel is preoccupied with problems in triage, especially speed issues. A cute, ...

Hawkeye is beat, but Colonel Honey wakes him in Post Op and asks him to attend a lecture from a physician at Tokyo General. Potter is tired and limping; his phlebitis is ...

When Cho Pak and his daughter, Sun, pick up the Colonel's laundry, Potter wants to do a physical on the ancient cavalry man, but Cho Pak refuses. Klinger tries to bribe C ...

He is the love call of evolution, he is sex and life and appetite...or so Hawkeye likes to think. The Swedish delegation sends Dr. Inga Halvorsen (Mariette Hartley) to th ...

BJ really misses Peggy and baby, Erin; he takes solace in helping the family of Su Sing, the gentleman who sells vegetables to the 4077 mess. His daughter, Kim, is eager ...

Christmas is coming; this time, Father Mulcahy is the one writing home to his sister the Sister. Francis feels like he is not doing enough. As he collects money to buy to ...

The O Club just celebrated its one year anniversary...and now, it must be rebuilt. The guys are so hung over, they seem to be hunting loose change on the ground. Margaret ...

It is frigid cold outside; the 4077 gang are heavily layered and playing Strip Poker in the O Club. Colonel Potter enters with the announcement of a big push from I Corp ...

Chuckles hires a houseboy, Kwang Yong, (Sab Shimono) but no one realizes Kwang is a N. Korean playing grinning lackey to a capitalist fool. It is Kwang's mission to repor ...

Private Rich is wounded and evacuated by chopper to the 4077; the entire episode is shot through his eyes. From the 4077 chopper pad, to triage, the O.R. and finally into ...

The weather has hit puberty at the 4077: it is somewhere between 13 and 16 degrees outside. Mummy and Daddy send Chuckles a polar suit. Everyone else is freezing; Hawkeye ...

Captain Tom Greenleigh (Greg Mullavey), a reporter from Stars and Stripes visits the 4077 to report the second first-ever open heart surgery. (Hawkeye did the first one i ...

Army I Corp reports a big storm coming from Manchuria; Radar and Col. Potter plot how to batten down the hatches. But the storm grounds the chopper which was to take Bost ...

Abercrombie and Fitch help BJ and Hawkeye cause unrest between the officers in the boiling summer at the 4077; the Swamp Rats receive a box which Chuckles calls canvas Xa ...